| | Joanna and I were driving to work yesterday and I started telling her about the guy I saw in my neighborhood earlier in the week. She thought it was funny, so I am telling it on here.
First, some background information on my neighborhood. I live pretty much in the ghetto. Seriously, there's a car that drives by at least once or twice every night with the bass going so high that not only the windows, but our entire house shakes. Also, the 7-11 on the corner - yeah, don't go there after dark. Try not to ever go there alone, but whatever it takes don't go there after dark.
Okay, story time:
I was driving down the street that leads to my neighborhood, and a little ways down from the 7-11 I saw this guy walking with his girlfriend. I'm guessing about the girlfriend part, I could be wrong. However, what I really noticed about him was the fact that he was wearing an over-large white shirt that hung down to his thighs and the top of his pants could be seen just below the bottom of his shirt. And as he's walking, in order to keep his pants up, he's actually HOLDING ON to them with one hand! And I thought to myself, as I saw this, why do gangsters always wear their pants like that? Don't they need both hands free for their guns?
Yes, that's right, I went there.
Then, Joanna, (we're both laughing really hard at this point) says, 'Either that, or to run away from fellow gangsters'.
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| | Posted 7/11/2009 11:53 AM - 1 View - 0 eProps - 0 comments
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